Days of being an Vampire

Hey it is summer time babe~

For the whole winter i struggle and hibernate for soooooo long, and now, is my time to tell the world I'm VAMPIRE~~

Haih, look at myself in the reflection of water, Vampire is just the way too cool for me... In my little heart, I told to myself, I'm vampire, but there is a species of animal who call me as mosquito... Actually i don't know who is my parent? Maybe there are fighting for our future and keep teaching human to respect us as the posterity of holy blood. 

Human, pui, you are just consider food of mine. If we mosquitoes don't need your blood, you will no longer exist anymore... I do look cool today, finally I transform from larvae to adult mosquito... I use my saliva to style my hair and now is my time to fly....

In my gene, there is a sound telling me that "you are different from other mosquitoes" and i believe it... who knows maybe it is my ancestor-vampire lord, who chosen me to be the General of MAD (Mosquitoes Army Defence). Why I think so, because from the moment I transform, my eyes are working as radar. I can detect the heat from human easily. Later I found that human beings don't have the "radar eyes", that's why I always call them as "low-grade animal" or "foods" when I having high tea with my friends...

It is just like normal day, and I bring my armies for daily patrol...

"General, we found that there are several humans at 300 meter away on 34 degree to northeast."

Hahaha, what a good acquisition of the day. Without any hestitate, I command  my soldiers to form "8 direction 64 superposition" formation.. 

My soldiers and I fly towards our food sources... "In 10 seconds, everybody assault and get the FOODs!", I command. 10, 9, 8...3, 2, 1 " ATTACK" I shout... As a well train army group, our direction is hard to predict. Those stupid humans are way too slow for us. One by one we suck their blood.. Seriously, I look down on humans but their blood is just soooooo fxxking delicious. ( We categorize human blood into grade: Grade A-human that called as baby or child[easiest to attack and no attacking skills], Grade B- human species that called as woman[ sweet taste of blood but high in cholesterol sometimes], Grade C- human that called as man[well their blood is too salty and they are super dangerous species. Perform super high speed attack and with thick skin, hardly penetrate.] and lowest Grade D is the species that humans called as golden generation[ that's why I say humans are stupid, these golden generations don't really show us their golden value. Bitter tasted blood with wrinkled skin]...

According to the grading system we notice that those targets in front of us are in category A, which means nice food with lowest dangerous..  We sneak into the room and aiming targets... By using the fastest speed, we fly to the aim and think we gonna have a big victory for today.. Fxxk, suddenly I feel super dizzy and as a  General I sense perilous... Shit these target are covered themselves with poisonous gas. " Everybody RETREAT" but it is too late, some of my besties already inhale too much of poisonous gas and bang on the wall and some already died... I cried and I swear I will take revenge! However, first of all I need to get out of this place ASAP... 

Due to inhale of poisonous gas, I hardly to breath now. I feel I hardly control my wings and I began to fall down... I hate human, who using trick to attack us. I hate human who are so low grade but always acting like God I hate human who killed my friends just now, I hate human and I will teach human a big lesson sooner or later.......

 "PIAK" 

Story end...

Boring and ciao~