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2017年11月3日 半晴不阴

这天本来不应该不会被记录在日记的，但是因为接下来晚上发生的事让我惊魂未定。

当我和友人们提到晚上将会煮日本咖哩的时候，他们就说要来我家吃。我拿他们没辙，就告诉他们既然要吃，那么再难吃也要给我吞下去。（这段是开头，要看下去）

话说吃完晚餐后，我与友人们就坐在饭厅喝酒聊天。对于那个我们不停delete message 的WhatsApp group chat 里的朋友我们大家都深感抱歉。烦到你们了。（这整段是写爽的，没有重点）

突然，我家代养的小狗(其实不小，和猪仔一样大只。我们就称他做小猪仔) 就一直吠个不停。到了一个地步，我就打算去家门外陪他玩。(重点来料)

结果一走到门口，他妈的一只蛇(还看不到蛇的脸，他害羞躲在窗帘后)的尾巴从窗帘后露了出来。这蛇尾巴可吓得我们屋子里的人脸青青咯。

友人hamster打电话给消防局。大约过了10分钟，消防队员来了。然后大概是那只蛇的其他亲戚朋友都被抓过，他怕得手刀跑去中庭。结果勒还是被抓走。真是活该，谁叫你吓我。话说他是一只眼镜蛇，我刚刚还在窗帘旁边睡觉。没被咬真是命大。（这个就是重点，有蛇，但我没被咬死。呵呵，有没有觉得可惜勒）

树人上

#谢谢小猪仔
#没有你可能我真的会被咬到
#我死了有人欢喜有人愁
#hamster站在椅子而且跑最远
#Gary不怕蛇
#jess一直yeryeryer

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